• comfortable
• not drinking too much
• regular exercise at the gym (3days a week)
• getting on better with your associate employee contemporaries
• at ease
• eating well (no more microwave dinners and saturated fats)
• a patient better driver
• a safer car (baby smiling in back seat)
• sleeping well (no bad dreams)
• no paranoia
• careful to all animals (never washing spiders down the plughole)
• keep in contact with old friends (enjoy a drink now and then)
• will frequently check credit at (moral) bank (hole in wall)
• favours for favours
• fond but not in love (girlfriends and wives)
• charity stanbding orders
• on sundays ring road supermarket
• (no killing moths or putting boiling water on the ants)
• car wash (also on sundays)
• no longer afraid of the dark
• or midday shadows
• nothing so ridiculoiusly teenage and desperate
• nothing so childish
• at a better pace
• slower and more calculated
• no chance of escape
• now self-employed (his own man is_)
• concerned (but powerless)
• an empowered & informed member of society (pragmatism not idealism)
• will not cry in public
• girlfriends and wives
• less chance of illness
• tyres that grip in the wet (shot of baby strapped in back seat)
• clean shaven
• a good memory
• still cries at a good film
• still kisses with saliva
• no longer empty and frantic
• like a cat
• tied to a stick
• that's driven into
• frozen winter shit (the ability to laugh at weakness)
• calm
• fitter, healthier and more productive
• a pig
• in a cage
• on antibiotics

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